Wow...

This song randomly came up on my iPod this morning when I was on my walk. I was once again reminded of it's awesomeness.


I think I may have to listen to Issues on my way to work today.
I ♥ KoRn.

I haven't done one of these in a while

...so why not? And I like how random the questions are as opposed to other memes.

If you were a waiter/waitress, would you make good tips?
Most likely

In what situation would you NOT tip a waiter/waitress?
I'd always tip something, regardless.

What is the best greasy carnival food EVER?
Mmmmmm corn dogs

What if there were two of you? Would the world be in trouble?
LOL I'm sure

Forget about toppings. What type of CRUST do you like on pizzas?
Just your basic hand-tossed. Or cheese stuffed.

Would you care to have tea with the Mad Hatter & March Hare?
Sure

Do you still say "your mom" as a response in conversation?
Nah I pretty much grew out of that.

Would you prefer an ice cream sundae or an ice cream cone?
Yes please.

Captain Crunch vs. Count Chocula: Who makes the better cereal?
Cap'n Crunch, bitch

Have you ever stolen a road sign or traffic barrier?
Nope. Thought about it once though.

Do you collect toys from McDonald's, hoping they will be valuable one day?
Uh...no.

Is chapstick a necessity for you?
Yes indeed

You oversleep for school or work. What is the most probable reason why?
Forgot to turn on my alarm

When you die, would you like a burial or cremation?
Cremated, and my ashes scattered to the 4 Corners.

What are the best kind of Girl Scout cookies?
Samoas for the win.

If a cop was following you, would it make you paranoid?
Always. even if there's no reason to be.

Do you watch movies with the subtitles on?
Sometimes

What game show would you like to be on?
I SO wanted to bee on Rock And Roll Jeopardy when it was still on.

If you hit an animal while driving, would you stop to see if it was okay?
I want to say yes. But realistically, I'd probably panic and keep driving.

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to a certain medication?
Nope

Puff, puff...do you need an inhaler to survive?
Nope

What makes you feel all warm & fuzzy inside?
Stuff

Do you read trashy romance novels?
Occasionally

What's your favorite kind of pasta?
It's all the same to me.

Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
If its not already cold.

Do you watch independent films?
If I hear about one that sounds interesting.

Do you constantly doubt yourself?
Not constantly.

Have you ever played computer solitaire for hours on end?
Sadly, yes.

Are you scared of rollercoasters because of Final Destination 3?
I haven't seen it, and I <3 rollercoasters.

What's the dumbest thing you've heard of that supposedly causes cancer?
Cell phones

Roll-on, stick, or spray deodorant?
Clear soft-gel

Do you hate wearing big, bulky coats in the winter time?
Never thought about it.

What's the funniest thing you've read in a bathroom stall?
"If you have a boyfriend and you have some class, don't write his name where you wipe your ass."

If you were digging and found buried treasure, would you tell anyone?
Only selected people.

Do you still whip out the Nintendo on random occasions?
If I had one, I'm sure I would.

If you saw wet cement, would you place your handprint in it?
Nah

Have you ever seen anyone fall down an escalator? Funny or scary?
I have not.

Do you think wearing jeans to work is unprofessional?
Depends on the job. I'd love to be able to wear jeans to work.

Are you uneasy about eating from a buffet?
Hells no.

When telemarketers call your house, do they mispronounce your last name?
No, but the mispronounce my first name.

What's the tallest building you've ever been in?
The Gateway Arch in St. Louis.

Can you honestly tell the difference between DiGiorno and delivery pizza?
Yes.

Here's why its a good idea...

...to be friends with a hairstylist.

I got this text after I signed offline yesterday to get ready for work.

Jared: where are you when I need you!!!!!

Me: getting ready for work!!! lol whats up?

Jared: Im wanting to comb in dark highlights because Im having pics done today and I cant get into my reg. salon. can I just comb them in, would it look the same as if she did it?

Me: I would only maybe do a few pieces around your face 'cuz its too easy to fuck it up doing it yourself.

Jared: well fuck

Me: see if you were here Id hook you up.

Jared: if I fuck it up, Im gonna be pissed...here goes nothin...

Me: DO NOT use an ash color. It will turn green. Let me know how it goes.

Jared: Im using black

Me: Dude you dont put black on top of bleach blond. It will have a muddy greenish cast to it.

(10 minutes later)

Jared: hm. I got scared and washed it out.

Me: Good. You would not have been happy with it at all. Why don't you just leave it?

Jared: I guess I am leaving it, lol...for now.


I rule. =]

What to do...

My long-time readers most likely remember Josh.

For those who don't, I dated Josh last summer for about a month and a half, knowing from the get-go that he was moving to Wisconsin. The last week before he left was kind of weird and awkward due to the fact the he (wrongly) thought I'd developed feelings for him. But by the time he left, we were on good terms, and we've stayed in touch.

So he texted me the other day and tells me he's moving back within the next couple of months. He's moving in with his aunt and transferring back to his old job.

He is kind of making me think he's wanting to pick up where we left off. Saying things like "we" should get season passes to Busch Gardens this summer, and texting me 3-4 times a day, as opposed to the once a week or so he's been texting me since he left.

So here's the thing. I'm more than willing to be friends and hang out with him. I'm just not sure I want anything beyond that.

I had some issues with him when we were dating that I never brought up because I knew we were just a temporary thing.

I also have some issues of my own that have nothing at all to do with him.

So...I'm bouncing back and forth between just letting whatever's gonna happen happen and bring the issues up as the opportunity arises. Or letting him know up front that I'm not sure I want to go there again and tell him why.

Help?

This song

will not get out of my head.



I just hope she's singing that to her girlfriend-beating (ex)boyfriend...

I can read you like a book.

I love to read. I don't make as much time for it as I should though.

I enjoy horror, historical fiction, gothic/paranormal romance, and poetry (I own the complete works of Edgar Allen Poe).

But my absolute favorites are biographies/autobiographies. People fascinate me.

Here are some autobiographies that I've read:

Gypsy by Gypsy Rose Lee
My Autobiography by Charles Chaplin
Girl, Interrupted by Susanna Kaysen
The Long, Hard Road Out Of Hell by Marilyn Manson
Tommyland by Tommy Lee
Save Me From Myself by Brian "Head" Welch (formerly of Korn)

I have yet to read the autobiographies of Nikki Sixx, Dave Navarro and Anthony Kiedis. Fieldy (bass player from Korn) has one hitting the shelves in a couple of weeks. I'll be picking that up.

I've also read biographies on Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, John Lennon, Led Zeppelin, U2, Korn, and a lot of other bands.

There's a couple of books on Alexander The Great (my fascination with whom I totally blame on a certain friend of mine *coughjaredcough*) that I'm looking to get. I may just have to order them online.

So tell me, dear readers, what kind of books do you like?

I have no title

I know I haven't been updating much lately, and when I do it's really not anything with much substance.

Work has just been kicking my ass lately and I really don't have a lot to talk/write about.

I'm actually getting a day off tomorrow, so maybe I'll come up with something interesting.